How to tame a grasshopper

Catch a grasshopper. Do not be mean to it or catch it in a rough way. Set it on a finger or an arm and stroke it with your other finger. It will eventully fly away so you will have to set him free anyway. DO NOT hold it down, it may not like you, so don't get mad if it doesn't stay!! ''' BE AWARE GRASSHOPPERS MAY BITE OR PINCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''